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Thursday, October 18, 2007

(8:30 AM) | Adam Kotsko:

Defining Maleness

I propose the following traits as defining males:

The wandering eye -- constantly scanning one's range of vision in the hopes of finding someone sexually attractive
Outbursts of rage -- especially rage directed against inanimate objects (lawnmowers that won't start, computers, etc.)
Fascination with the size of one's shit -- this was inspired by a recent episode of South Park

Are there any other candidates anyone would like to propose? Any questions, comments, or points of rebuttal? Does anyone want to complain about how destructive it is to make generalizations at all? For all this and more, the comment form awaits.

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