Tuesday, December 12, 2006

(10:55 AM) | Marta:

Tuesday Hatred: Advent edition

I hate having been assigned the hatreds for December, as it feels wrong somehow to talk about hate during Advent. I hate that I apparently have no problem with hating during the other 11 months of the year.

I hate that the following is all I can muster in this season of holiday joy:

- I hate how crappy the public radio broadcast schedule is on weekends. I especially hate "Piano Jazz". That show sucks.

- I hate decorating Christmas trees.

- I hate how mean and judgmental I was on Saturday night regarding a friend of a friend, whom I don't even know at all.

- I hate that the comparative adverb is not formed by changing the 'y' to an 'i' and adding '-er'. I hate that I can't ride my bike quicklier than you.

- I hate that my schoolwork is ruining the sweet anticipation I would otherwise be feeling for the next couple weeks.

I hate to admit it, but that's all I have, and now I have to punt. Hate away!

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