Saturday, November 19, 2005

(8:54 AM) | Adam Kotsko:

Saturday Morning Confessional

Last night, Anthony and Hayley went to see the new Harry Potter, leaving me with the house to myself. What did I do during that time? Did IIt should be clear which one of these was actually the case. I would say that I hate winter because of all the factors that make one fall asleep early, but I can fall asleep on the couch at 9:00pm in any season.

UPDATE: If you guys haven't used Amazon lately, they're apparently giving away a free four-month trial of Amazon Prime, meaning free two-day shipping.

UPDATE (2): Anthony visited Amazon, and apparently they're only offering the Amazon Prime thing to me.

On a closely related note, everyone's favorite joke on Family Guy is obviously the part where Peter skins his knee and spends five minutes doing the breathing patterns that are customary after a knee-skinning. Last week's episode contained a tribute to that greatest of all possible gags. My question is: In which episode did it originally appear? (It happened at random, which makes it difficult, but by our powers combined....)

UPDATE (3): Jared Woodard has responded to my failure to grasp the inner truth and greatness of science.

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