Tuesday, July 27, 2004

(7:02 PM) | Adam Kotsko:

Pledge Week!

Guys, my bandwidth costs are skyrocketting, primarily due to the ass-capper tattoo thing, but also due to the absolute flood of readers. I only expect this to get worse as the site continues to increase in quality -- thank God that the blow this time was cushioned by the death of most of my supporting staff! If the site was updated more often, then I would expect our hits to increase from 200 a day (only fifty of which are from me) to roughly 10,000. You can imagine the problems that would cause in my relationship with my ISP and my Discover Card.

In short, I need your money. I need a lot of it. If I don't raise $80,000 this week, then I won't be able to blog the Republican convention. Worse, I may need to shut down the blog altogether, cutting you off from a valuable supply of information about my personal life and about... um... other stuff, too.

Okay, let's be frank: if you read this blog without pledging money, you're basically stealing from me. I put in all this damn effort to write posts and to bring you the hottest young talent -- from Anthony Smith to Monica Bennett to Robb Schunemann to, well, everyone else, even though they don't really post much -- and to keep my blogroll updated and alphabetized, and what do I get for it? Jack-shit, basically. If I'm honest. Sure, some would argue that a "community" of some form has formed around this blog, but I don't know how a genuine community can sustain itself unless its leaders obtain material wealth for their efforts. And although it's true that I take orders from the Socialist Workers Party, I am at very least a figurehead and deserve renumeration. I mean, look at the fucking URL: adamkotsko.com/weblog. I'm a community leader, so I should be richer than I am. That's where you come in. Basically.

Man, I deserve so much better than what I'm getting. So much better. I've been patient. I've put in my time. I've been doing this for a year, almost every day, sometimes more than once a day. It's exhausting! It hurts! My fingers bleed almost every night, and half the time I cry myself to sleep thinking of your scathing, self-important attempts to leech off my effort and fame in order to get your clever remark published -- by which I mean your comments. So give me money! Or buy me a book or something! Because it's Pledge Week! Or, better, Giving Your Damn Money To Adam Kotsko Week!

I can already tell you're not going to donate anything. Damn it.

UPDATE:

Those who want to donate can use the PayPal link in the "Unapologetic Tackiness" box.

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(Adam Kotsko has asserted the moral right to be identified as the author of this post.)